Flipchart Fanatic Pillows

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

I only have eyes for you

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"That one shows our office cliques."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

How Many It Takes

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Champagne Charlie.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'You are here.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Freestyling.

Cheerleaders

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Organization Chart

"It's improv night."

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'