Framing Enthusiast Pillows

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'I like the frame.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Griller highlights never gets old

Johannes Gutenberg

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Traditional Family Meals

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"But is it..?"

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

'Print is Dead.'

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Artists without borders.

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."