Fearful Of Heights Enthusiast Gifts

'He doesn't like to stand up, he says that heights frighten him!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

No Action Comics

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Man on stilts on a date.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

The Scream at the movie theater.

'Just how tall is this building?'

"Because we're jerks."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

"This really is a high-rise. I've never seen the top of an airplane before."

Everest summit queue...

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

In the Bow Tower rental office

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'You just grew three inches.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.