Fearful Of Heights Enthusiast T-Shirts

'He doesn't like to stand up, he says that heights frighten him!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

No Action Comics

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Man on stilts on a date.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Scream at the movie theater.

'Just how tall is this building?'

"Because we're jerks."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

"This really is a high-rise. I've never seen the top of an airplane before."

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

In the Bow Tower rental office

Everest summit queue...

'You imbecile!! Didn't i tell you to watch our altitude?! / A co-pilot accidentally flies too high ending up in heaven and smacking into an angel

'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.