Fearless Fanatic Pillows

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Chiller Theatre

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Signing the declaration of independence.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Horror writer.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"They call this a universal charger?"

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

When psychics fight.

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"His name is T-9000, and he's a very brilliant cyborg robot who was sent from the future to... I forgot! What was the reason?"

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

Chicken Little meets Chicken Medium.

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

Robotics. For us it means we're calibrated correctly. Being "well-adjusted" has a different meaning for them.

Madame Zsa Zsa: Closed Due to Unforeseen Circumstances.

The Hellish Sermon

Mood Swings

Resistance.

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'