Self-discovery Devotees Gifts

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Bonk!"

"Is this who I am?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planned service changes

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Truth

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.