Self-discovery Devotees Prints

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Is this who I am?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Bonk!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Truth

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."