Discovery Devotees T-Shirts

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

Courage. Love.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Chris Froome

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

One book... One book... One book...

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

War and Peace

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."