Discovery Channel Devotee T-Shirts

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Bonk!"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

The Invention of the Wheel

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Two Daleks fighting

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Watching telly

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

TV and man

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."