Discovery Channel Devotee Gifts

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"True crime meets reality TV"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Bonk!"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

The Invention of the Wheel

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Two Daleks fighting

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Michael Moore

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"God, I love this show!"

Watching telly

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

TV and man

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).