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Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Intelligent people laugh too!

The star hunters

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Bonk!"

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

Fossil hunting

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"A possible eureka."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Louis Pasteur

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Curiosity'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."