Director Devotee T-Shirts

Martin Scorsese.

"Jackie Chan is great, but John Woo is God."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Modern Major General

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Bonk!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

Shakespeare Street

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Starvation Watching

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Two Daleks fighting

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Bertolt Brecht

One book... One book... One book...

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter