Director Devotee Mugs

"Jackie Chan is great, but John Woo is God."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Modern Major General

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Shakespeare Street

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Two Daleks fighting

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Moliere

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"