Diana Devotee Pillows

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Lady Macbeth

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

You're the olive in my martini

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Valentines

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"I love my luvvie."

Love Potion

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Dear Diary

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'