Diana Devotee Mugs

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

Lady Macbeth

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

You're the olive in my martini

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

The Blob's Blog.

Valentines

"I love my luvvie."

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

One book... One book... One book...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Love Potion

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Give Thanks.