Dawn Devotee Prints

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Modern Major General

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

You're the olive in my martini

Lady Macbeth

Shakespeare Street

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

The Blob's Blog.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Dear Diary

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."