Dawn Lover Prints

'Oh, I know I'm not very popular son: Many people resent being woken up at dawn...'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Omara Portuondo

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Spring Training

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Keeping warm.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Tired Barbie

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Chinese stock market

Swing dancers.

The Unhappy King

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.