Dawn Devotees Prints

Early morning sun

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Nice jingle!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"I stand corrected..."

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Bismark Ballet School

All Knight Diner

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Heaven's Way

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

"Oh man! She wants to swap spit!"

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."