Dawn Devotees T-Shirts

Early morning sun

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Feline Evolution.

'Nice jingle!'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"I stand corrected..."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Bismark Ballet School

All Knight Diner

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'Life is like a cheap steak...it's tough.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

Heaven's Way

Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

"Oh man! She wants to swap spit!"

'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'

What'll it be, hon'? I'll have the illusion that you calling me "hon" means you want me.

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"