Valentine's Devotee Pillows

'They're all for you.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.

Scot holding a heart.

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Cupid paints Stop sign

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

You made me love you.

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'The coalition of the willing.'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

Spiders in love

Modern Cupid

Valentine man in underpants.

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Give Thanks.

'How much for NO stems?'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

The bad news is, you need a new heart. The good news is, you have lots of options. Be mine. Kiss me. Love U. 2 Cute.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Opera Lover

Joan Crawford junior

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

Shark Valentines

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

'Happy Valentine's Day!'