Valentine's Devotee Mugs

'They're all for you.'

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

A woman's dog brings her a valentine.

Scot holding a heart.

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

You're the olive in my martini

You made me love you.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Cupid and parachutists.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'The coalition of the willing.'

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Spiders in love

Modern Cupid

Valentine man in underpants.

Give Thanks.

'How much for NO stems?'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Joan Crawford junior

Opera Lover

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

"he boss is a lot less scary since we saw his wife calls and 'Mr Wobbly Bottykins.'"

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

'You needn't be embarrassed. I just asked if you would be my valentine.'

Shark Valentines

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

Cupids!

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

Love Potion

'You're getting a weapons AND indecent exposure charge, son!'