Date Night Devotee Gifts

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

'Honestly Gary, I wish you'd show a bit more trust....'

'I'm not really much of a mover.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Spoiler alert, I've finished!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I gave up 'Seinfeld' tonight so no hanky panky stuff."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Romance

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Romance

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Film Lovers.

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Love Trap

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'