Tv Dinner Aficionado Gifts

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

TV dinner

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'It's the only way I can get him to eat.'

"..and here's your TV dinner du Jour."

'It's important to have three square meals a day.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Benihana style of cooking.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Baracracy

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Here come the bears again, Larry.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

City Diner. "Meatloaf, mashed potatoes and peas"? A walk on the wild side, eh?

Breakfast special: Eggs Benedict Arnold, $2.99: 'Yesterday's Eggs Benedict'