Family Dinner Aficionado Gifts

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"....and hold the garlic."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Long Corkscrew

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.