Family Dinner Aficionado Gifts

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"....and hold the garlic."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Long Corkscrew

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'