Family Dining Enthusiast Gifts

"A table for lunch, is that breastfeeding or non breastfeeding?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Michael, do your dinner."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Just like when YOU cook or mom cooks???'

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"There are kids in this world who would love to have a working dinner with their parents."