Family Dinner Lover Gifts

"Michael, do your dinner."

'I don't mind having to eat my vegetables, but I don't think mom's playing fair when she makes three of them for supper!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"You've all been like a company to me."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"More aphorisms, please!"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

"Honey, will you let the dog in? When your 3-Bean Salad kicks in, I'll need someone to blame."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."