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'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

TV dinner

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'It's the only way I can get him to eat.'

"..and here's your TV dinner du Jour."

'It's important to have three square meals a day.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Breakfast special: Eggs Benedict Arnold, $2.99: 'Yesterday's Eggs Benedict'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Here come the bears again, Larry.

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."