Tv Dinner Enthusiast Gifts

'I've eaten so many TV dinners, I'm starting to feel like I'm in show business.'

"I love T.V. dinners"

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

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"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

Teddy! Time for dinner!! I'm doing an essay on values. I need examples of oppressive values that hold people down. Sit! This hour is non-negotiable. Got it! Family values!

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

The Stat family