Tv Dinner Enthusiast Pillows

'I've eaten so many TV dinners, I'm starting to feel like I'm in show business.'

"I love T.V. dinners"

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Benihana style of cooking.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"You've all been like a company to me."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"More aphorisms, please!"

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

The Stat family

Mom prepares a family dinner

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

"I still feel naked without my hairnet."