Tv Dinner Fans Pillows

'No. . . it's too distracting. . . people are more comfortable with the T.V. on, Joy. Remember, we haven't seen some of these people for a long time.'

Reality TV dinners.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Love is in the air...

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"How about a little more coffee?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'I didn't know about his expansionist tendencies when I married him.'

Nigella Lawson

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

"Can I have a pony?"

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.