Dinner Theater Fan Pillows

"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get the violin with pork chops and apple pie and custard"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Love is in the air...

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Jester Surgeon

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Ghostship

"How about a little more coffee?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Meryl Streep

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

Horse eating hat.

Clockwork Doll

Countess

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Full Moon Diner