Dinner Theater Fan Prints

"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get the violin with pork chops and apple pie and custard"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Love is in the air...

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Jester Surgeon

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Ghostship

"How about a little more coffee?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

Clockwork Doll

Horse eating hat.

Full Moon Diner

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).