Tv Dinner Connoisseur Pillows

"Gone to mother. Your dinner's on television!"

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Quick swig first?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

WAITING ROOM

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

The Waiter

Looking tasty

"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."