Tv Dinners Pillows

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Traditional Family Meals

"Honey, will you let the dog in? When your 3-Bean Salad kicks in, I'll need someone to blame."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

The Butlers Ball.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"How was the food sir?"

'When you invited me out fot dinner, I thought you meant...' 'Shhh!'

"Oh, dear me. No, no – I meant the Chehalem 2006, not the $2,006."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."