Tv Diner Gifts

Traditional Family Meals

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Can I have flies with that'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Zagat Rated.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Big Boy Foot

"It's made with real angel hair."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Chicken Coupe.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'You made me jump,'