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Traditional Family Meals

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Can I have flies with that'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Zagat Rated.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Chicken Coupe.

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Big Boy Foot

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"It's made with real angel hair."

'You made me jump,'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'