Dinner Time Enthusiast Gifts

'Ah, here's dinner...why are you wearing running shoes with that dress?'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Benihana style of cooking.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"The usual."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."