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'Ah, here's dinner...why are you wearing running shoes with that dress?'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Benihana style of cooking.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'