Dinner Theater Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

"The chef's speciality, sir? Well, he's a dab hand at juggling with meat balls and as for fish fingers..."

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"The usual."

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'