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"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Romantic Violinist.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

The Perfect Foil

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Baracracy

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Here come the bears again, Larry.