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"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Romantic Violinist.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

The Perfect Foil

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'