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'You can't walk out on me now - I've paid for the dinner and dance tickets!'

"You do like octopus?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Music Hall Dancers

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

A Cow Striptease

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'