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"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

"How's everything?"

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Slop again?!"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

TV dinner

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

TV dinner

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.