Dinner Time Appreciator Gifts

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Grandma's caf

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

Mom prepares a family dinner

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

'Say 'when' or just think it really hard... I'm also kind of a psychic.'

Colin's sixth sense tells him that his date isn't going so well.