Dinner Time Appreciator Pillows

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Grandma's caf

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

Mom prepares a family dinner

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

'Say 'when' or just think it really hard... I'm also kind of a psychic.'