Dinner Time Anticipator Gifts

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"If you want to charge a man for sex, you have to do it like everyone else - slowly, over time, beginning with dinner."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"Let's find a river darling: I feel like freshwater fish for dinner tonight..."

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"No dinner tonight - It ran away."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'We need to rebook our dinner reservation. He didn't want to miss the T.V. rerun of a remake of a sequel.'