Dinner Timer Gifts

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'