Dinner Timer Prints

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'Mom said not to ask Dad for money 'til after he's had his dinner.'