Dinner Times Gifts

"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"It's blank!!"

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Mom, my alphabet soup tastes funny."

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."