Dinnertime Dynamic Observer Gifts

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Bat

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

'The only time he works up a sweat is running to the dinner table...'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"

Alexander Schallenberg

"Sandy, could you step in here and put my feet back down on the floor, please?"

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

'You tend to micromanage, Bob!'

(Negotiating Breakthrough) (Rub my foot, would you, Hargraves?)

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"He's so posh...!"

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

'All those in favor, give me a knowing nod.'

"While you were busy checking fantasy scores, your fantasy dinner went cold."

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

Well, I told you she fancied me!

Mom to other about hyper kid: 'Our little firecracker was born on the fourth of July. That's why we named him 'Boomer'.'

"Sorry, coach! But it is really dreary out there."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv