Dinner Time Jokester Gifts

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Your French dip, sir.'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"Knife...fork..."

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'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?'

The PARTISAN CAFE: "For or against section?"

'Charles, what did I tell you about bringing your work home?'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

'Everyone loves Christmas...except the turkey!'

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat!"